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Dirt Phone

Any cellular telephone which is not an Apple iPhone. A cell phone of common and uninteresting origin which does little more than make and receive calls. The dirt phone is commonly made of inferior materials and is poorly cared for by its owner.
My iPhone is a game-changer. I'll never go back to a $29 dirt phone.
by jsn111 July 6, 2009
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Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.
Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."
by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009
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Dirt Barbie

A complimentary term for woman who climbs, hikes, camps, derbies, etc. Girls/Women who don't mind some level of being messy, grungy, and otherwise buck the system. These women are sick to death of the idealized "barbie-fied" images of some false female ideal and want to revel in the glory of their adventurous spirit.
You wouldn't believe how hot that girl is - she's a real Dirt Barbie!
by Oleander Main August 8, 2010
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dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.
by DMort December 11, 2010
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dirt fucked

when you get fucked in the dirt. by the end you have leaves in your mouth and scrapes and bruises from rocks and branches. but damn, was it worth it.
-my back is covered in bruises, I totally got dirt fucked
by b00radley October 22, 2009
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dirt grub

To have worm-like, odd, gremlin-esque energy and interests; can be associated with either nature or dirty alleyways, however the second would be a city slicker dirt grub.
1.) Charlie Kelley from Its Always Sunny is a dirt grub.

2.) I spent all night high in my backyard and practicing my Michael Jackson impersonations.
by dirtgrubgod July 25, 2019
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dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...
Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?
by 67XLCH May 14, 2009
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