Dial a Ride

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc

Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service

by kermit999 October 18, 2009

demon dial

When someone continuously calls your phone -and when you don't answer but they keep calling.

This fool won't leave me alone! He keeps demon dialing me!

by Caliado June 01, 2018

Sex dialed

The same as being butt-dialed (being called on the phone by accident; the origin of the name comes from the phone being in the back pocket of someone and the keys being pressed when the person sits down and accidentally calling someone) except it occurs while the caller is having sex.

You can tell you've been sex dialed if you pick up the phone and nobody talks on the other end, and all you hear are moans, etc.

Travis: I just sex dialed, like legit.
Gavin: sex dialed?
Travis: yeah, like butt dialed, except...
Gavin: OH. HAHAHAHA. Who was it?
Travis: Mike... fml...

by gkalavik April 22, 2011

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 02, 2005

Butt Dial

When you pull a number completely out of your ass because some idiot just assumes that you have that person's number.

Let me just pull her number outta my ass. It'll be a real butt dial.

by John Sells T-Shirts May 02, 2011

Dial-up Bowl

An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.

No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.

...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...

by Blake C. June 27, 2008

Dial up a blitz

To order a round of shots.

Hey man, I need a jager bomb... dial up a blitz.

by PNash December 11, 2009