Caliado's definitions

clock z's

The act of sleeping.

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"

by Caliado December 1, 2014

twistix

The small ties they include in garbage bags or tied to secure electronics from the manufacturer. Usually, a small wire encased in a polymer or plastic. Lance in the movie Pulp Fiction mentioned them. Also thought to be a combination of the words "twist" and "Sticks"

"Honey! Will you get me some baggies and uh, twistix from the kitchen?"

by Caliado October 24, 2023

Fiddies

Breasts that show obvious signs of having breast implants in them. Combination of the words Fake + Tiddies.

Damn, she has some fiddies but they do look nice!

by Caliado November 12, 2023

demon dial

When someone continuously calls your phone -and when you don't answer but they keep calling.

This fool won't leave me alone! He keeps demon dialing me!

by Caliado June 1, 2018

cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado October 21, 2015