That’s so Donkey

When something is so legit or nostalgic that you think of the good old days when Shrek was in theaters.

Dude…they’re playing dragon ball z on Cartoon Network. That’s so Donkey.

by DeepGapeNine March 10, 2023

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

Dumb Donkey

One who fails to use their intelligence in a common sense situation.

Tom: She had sex with her boyfriend at her job. She caught on camera and she got fired.

Vickie: *shakes head* Dumb donkey!

by Kitty05 October 20, 2007

shit donkey balls

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong

Woman:i'm pregnant
Dude:Shit donkey balls!!

by Kelley B January 13, 2008

sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

Donkey's years

Several decades.

World war Two was donkey's years ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.

"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005