Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

customonster

A person who, because they are paying for something, feels they can treat service personnel like shit.

Oh, the customonster at table six keeps sending back her steak.

by tomzone June 28, 2010

Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!

Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?

by Snezzle July 8, 2010

Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana

Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner

by macnotpc July 24, 2011

custard brother

Brothers because they have stirred each other's custard - being that they have made love to the same woman and stirred man custard.

Brookesy did you do Anna ? YES. YAY.. we are custard brothers.

by Kadelly August 22, 2017

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018