cashectomy

Unplanned expenditure of lump sum of money, due to paying it for some suddenly essential service.

A tree falling on your house on Christmas night may cause a $700.00 cashectomy.

by Gerard Falla January 5, 2006

ass cashew

A piece of fecal matter. Excrement. A turd.

The ass cashew gave off a vile stench from the bathroom.

by Team Penis March 16, 2003

skull crusher

A dick so girthy it cracks anyone whom tries to blow it

A gave that THOT a skull crusher yesterday

by Jew Daddy January 16, 2018

Cushty

When something is Cushty it's great/brilliant. Only proper geezers can use the word Cushty because it's a proper Cushty word👌🏽👌🏽.

Cushty geeze that's sorted then👌🏽.

by 💩💩 October 1, 2015

Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.

Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.

by G005E October 11, 2006

can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

by CCK March 8, 2005

Cushwhiffer

One who hovers around a seating area occupied by ladies. When the ladies vacate their seats, he covertly rushes in to sniff, smell, rub, molest, and many other things of this nature, the seat cushions.

The filthy cushwhiffer waited patiently for the teaparty to end so he could rush in and molest their chairs.

by Big Daddy EK October 5, 2006