When a guy makes a girl cry and forces her to use the tears as lubrication for a handjob. Often used after the girl has been naughty but the guy is feeling horny and mean
Did you break up with Katherine for her cheating on you?
-No, but I made that bitch give me a cry job
-No, but I made that bitch give me a cry job
by J-Hutch July 8, 2005
Get the Cry jobmug. by Austin adkins111777 December 14, 2017
Get the cry bloodmug. A person who claims to be and even believes they are a victim, while actually being the bully. Someone who uses their feelings over facts and common sense and engages in identity politics when talking about varying social issues. They also tend to be pseudo-intellectuals that have a strong sense of victimhood.
The term was first coined by Julie Burchill in an April 2015 article at The Spectator.
The term was first coined by Julie Burchill in an April 2015 article at The Spectator.
The cry-bully demanded a safe space on campus to hide from Halloween costumes that may offend their fragile ego.
by spootyhead January 17, 2016
Get the cry-bullymug. a sentance that you use for some one who has been hurt or is acctually crying. you use this to make them feel bad.marc hughes
samuel sam samuelson fell down a clif and broke his neck. chris mccrory was there and pointed at him and said "you crying"
by mudafucka April 22, 2005
Get the you cryingmug. A loud high pitched squeal emitted by a college freshman after having sex with someone that they will definitely regret in the morning, followed shortly by seeing the thing that they fear most (i.e., spiders, creepy teddy bears)
Person A: I can't believe I just had sex with you.
Person B: I'm sorry, it'll be okay, here, hug this teddy bear.
Person A: WAHHHHH WAH WAH WAHHHH
PersonB: No, don't rape cry!
Person B: I'm sorry, it'll be okay, here, hug this teddy bear.
Person A: WAHHHHH WAH WAH WAHHHH
PersonB: No, don't rape cry!
by glassdollzssz March 23, 2010
Get the rape crymug. While laying into some sweet pussy from behind, a male will ravage his female companion sharply in the rectum. The noise she immediately produces is known as the Dolphin's Cry.
It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.
It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.
"Dude, I was fuckin my girl last night and i accidentally slipped it in her ass...hard"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"
by SweetLou1230 May 28, 2006
Get the Dolphin's Crymug. crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.
by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016
Get the crying lawyermug.