crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region

My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.

by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007

couched

Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.

by LadyLove December 29, 2007

proffesional whore coucher

1.some one who is a master or has the inate ability to create a whore couch
2.some one who has been hired to create a whore couch for a disclosed amont of money or other forms of payment

liz, andrew,and jessie inadvertantly created a whore couch by having a 3-way make out session on there friends favorite couch do to andrew not knowing that his mother had been a proffesional whore coucher in her youth

by Artimision January 2, 2006

Crouch

A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.

Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.

by Ohnatecrouch January 9, 2008

cdouche

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010

Couchebag

A female douchebag.

damn did you see that girl wearing ed hearty and being a total asshole... she was a couchebag.

by Lovehandle October 20, 2010

viking crouch

were a male rubs his balls and anus in and around the victims face

i am going to viking crouch you

by alienhead09 October 25, 2009