Clickbait Criminal

Clickbait Criminal is a provocative and manipulative person whose job is to manufacture clickbait news and videos on a daily basis. Clickbait criminals thrive on provocation and manipulation tactics to attract people by any means necessary. Either business, political, or personal reasons. Clickbait criminal doesn't stop.

Watch just few clickbait criminal headlines in action:

"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”

by Naktis October 2, 2023

Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023

Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.

Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."

by Hym Iam November 1, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

KFC Criminal

A Black Thief who Steals Chicken from KFC.

White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!

Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL

KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"

Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang

Officer:Another Monkey terminated

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

Asian Criminals

Asian Criminals Gang - The korean street gang located in Koreatown and 6th Street, Los-Angeles. Basically a small gang, which, like all the small Asian gangs around Koreatown, remains silent about their gang. Little is known about her, except that she conflicts with neighboring gangs like MS-13, 18th Street, La Mirada Locos 13 and Oriental Lazy Boyz. ACS was partially with the Crips coalition, which means only "friendly" relations with the majority of african-american sets.

The gangstas from the Asian Criminals are chasing us, foo! We have to deal with them later!

by WordsOfGlory April 8, 2024