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titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.
refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."
by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011
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Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.
thon's a cracker
by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010
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Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....
"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!
by SP00NS October 8, 2007
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Crackerado

The uncanny overabundance of white people aka "crackers" found in the state of Colorado
Damn, I was at a rap concert in Crackerado and there were no brothas!
by domeslug December 3, 2003
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Cracker

Name of Australian website ("crackers"), where prostitutes can advertise for free. There are roughly 10,000 ads of this kind weekly listed on this website. Possibly this is why the Australian word "cracker", which means "prostitute" or"nympromaniac".
She is a cracker.
by New looke for luke February 18, 2015
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Cracker

Hey, Cracker! What's crackin'?!
by CrackerFaris January 29, 2009
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crackerbating

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....
by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010
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