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Cowboy Killers 

Marlboro Red Cigarettes.
"You smoke cigarettes?"

"Yeah dude. Whatcha got?"
"Reds."

"Hell naw, dawg. I don't fuck with those cowboy killers, they're harsh."

Cowboy Cumshot 

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."
I asked the bartender for a Cowboy Cumshot.
Cowboy Cumshot by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010

cowboy cadillac 

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.
Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.

cowboy juice 

When you hang out with a country boy so much you cowboy juice your pants.
Wayne: howdy bertrude, why are your panties so wet
Bertrude: I'm sorry Wayne but whenever I'm around you, you make me cowboy juice my pants.
cowboy juice by Va.gina August 27, 2017

Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.
She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.
Cowboy Method by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008

Cowboy Up 

Another incredibly vacuous term that no longer has the same meaning it initially did, thanks to cultural theft and abuse by people who aren't really cowboys at all, but bored, middle-class white people. It used to mean to toughen up or approach a problem with a hard attitude, but now is used to refer to anything requiring effort, or anything in which people are competeing against each other.

People sport the logo on their clothing or their car because they think it gives them credibility as a cowboy or a redneck, since it is now cool to be associated with these groups once again. But when you get down to brass tacks, most fans of the cowboy up marketing scheme are those who have no connection with the cowboy way of life at all. See poser, git er done and white trash.
Jenny thought that putting her "cowboy up" sticker on her SUV would make others think she was a country girl. In reality, most people just laughed at her.
Cowboy Up by Eric in NE April 13, 2006