Office Cowboy

Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices in public areas such as an elevator in order to pretend to be busy and avoid contact with lesser employees.

Did you notice the office cowboy on the elevator? There was no way he could get reception in there.

by Walk May 24, 2006

Jockstrap Cowboy

The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.

Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.

by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010

Cowboys

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Cowboys is a nickname for two kings as a player's two hole cards. These are usually played fast as they are very vulnerable to an ace on the board.

Other nicknames for kings include kangaroos, sergeants from k company, king kong, gorillas, krispy kreme,and cold turkey.

After calling Ted's All in, Hanzo flips over his cowboys and they hold up against Ted's Ducks.

by CooCooCoo January 27, 2006

So...how 'bout them Cowboys?

A phrase used, frequently after an argument between two other parties in the conversation or after something awkward has been said, to signal that the speaker is unsatisfied or uncomfortable with the subject matter of the conversation and wishes to change the subject.

Parody of how bout them cowboys?!.

A: So I hear you're a Neo-Nazi and support the holocaust.
B: So...how 'bout them Cowboys?

A: You're a platypus-lover!
B: Well, you're a bitch!
C: So...how 'bout them Cowboys?

by dyehigh13 August 4, 2007

Cowboys fan

A filthy animal who doesn't know the difference between an apple and a pear.

Mr T. I pity the fool, he so stupid he is a cowboys fan.

by Nikola tesla February 6, 2015

cowboy

The famous image of Americans. The person who is poeti, a fighter, and can survive on his own. I have been called a cowboy before, by those without these skills

John Wayne could stare down an army.

Of course, he was a cowboy

by Grahamman December 4, 2003

cowboy sex

the man will lay on his back and the woman gets on top riding his fuck stick lke a cowboy

man i had some wild cowboy sex last night

by James June 17, 2006