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Covfefe

When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional
me gusta covfefe
by KimKardashina June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
by ToolGeek June 1, 2017
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A comment Donald Trump may have misprounced on Twitter in regards to what will expel from our lungs from excess pollution in leaving the Paris Climate Agreement.
"As we exit the Paris Climate Agreement and pollution ensues, you may notice some covfefeing and breathing issues"
by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017
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Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.

The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
by Intomniac June 7, 2017
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Fuck everyone else. A variation of "go fuck off."

If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
Despite you being right about all the facts, covfefe.
or
I do whatever I want covfefe.
by Terrible growth June 2, 2017
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Cash Over Voters Fuck Europe Fuck Everybody.
Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
by Tonalddrumpakanotme June 3, 2017
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A nice cup of covfefe
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