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post count poker 

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!

Dear Maria, count me in 

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.
“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

Slut Count 

Approximate amount of sluts in attendance at a social gathering.
Greg: "Hey bro, what's the Slut Count lookin like at that party?"

Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"

Greg: "That is Slutastic!"
Slut Count by CandyBalls July 4, 2011

post count 

Determines how cool, and in some cases, how majestically powerful you are on a forum.
"What's the scanner say?"
"HIS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!11one!"
post count by chrisweezy March 21, 2008

Post count 

On internet forums, post count is obviously the counter that tells a person how many posts they've made. Many users tend to be smug as fuck off their post count, and act shitty towards others with lower posts, even if the guy with the lower posts has been around longer. People with astronomically high post counts tend to think they're part of the staff.
Look at the post count of this obnoxious fuckface... He made 33,000 posts since registering 6 months ago. What a fatass loser.
Post count by Wasabimoto September 27, 2010

Body count 

1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard
My body count is 5.5
Body count by Academic Concensus September 8, 2022