I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!
'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'
by spokesbruh April 26, 2021
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Emo Kid: "im going to cry about problems i dont have"
Cannibal Corpse: "you fucking emo crybaby fucktard, go fuck a buttwagon, you shitpot!"
Emo Kid "i hate you, im going to slap you,that will get you, aha"
Cannibal Corpse " im going to tie you to a chair with your intestines and tear the entrails from your cunt and eat them, then rape you"
Emo Kid "wawawawawawaw"
Cannibal Corpse: "you fucking emo crybaby fucktard, go fuck a buttwagon, you shitpot!"
Emo Kid "i hate you, im going to slap you,that will get you, aha"
Cannibal Corpse " im going to tie you to a chair with your intestines and tear the entrails from your cunt and eat them, then rape you"
Emo Kid "wawawawawawaw"
by buttwagoneater October 8, 2007
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by jj August 11, 2004
Get the cannibal corpse mug.Friend: Dude, did u makeout with her?
Other Friend: No, she like totally ignored me.
Friend: Awwww, that's what u call a corpse kiss.
Other Friend: No, she like totally ignored me.
Friend: Awwww, that's what u call a corpse kiss.
by sparx92 June 23, 2009
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Get the Corpse Sex mug.Dream Theater might be talented, but they're fucking horrible. Opeth kicks ass, yes. Cannibal Corpse is fucking awesome and their shit (to faggots like you) might seem rudimentary, but if you've ever gotten a copy of any of their tablature (especially in PowerTab form), you'd see their fucking complexity. And, I know that you'll say that regardless of their great musical ability, their music still "sucks," well, not true, dick-fucker.
Cannibal Corpse is so kickass. They're also pretty funny, because they take their shit so seriously. Their lyrics are hilarious.
by Gabe Nahmias April 3, 2004
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