Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

by r_tuna November 18, 2014

Cocklock

A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.

You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"

by Maddoe September 25, 2004

Jace the cockblock

Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)

Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.

by cayibo January 16, 2019

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

Cockblock date

Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.

popularized by joe and ciara

"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"

by JoeAbay September 26, 2006