Cooks

To perish or be left behind or just completely screwed over/up. Shortend for Cookies.

1. Pointing to the little boy lost on the trail, Jordan exclaimed, "It's cooks for that kid."
2. As Rosie watched a lion chasing a gazelle on Animal Planet, she thought to herself, "It's cooks for the gazelle."

by Cat_on_crack December 29, 2008

Coonsack

A racist term to describe cask wine when it is drunk by an African-American person. Usually the sack inside the box must be taken out for this term to be used. The word developed from the word 'Goon sack' or 'Goon,' also meaning cask wine.

Bettie: Fuck, I would kill for some fucking goon right now

Sam: Muthabitch me too!..... oh look, that homeboy over there has a Coonsack!

Bettie: niiiiiiiiiiiiicccce.

by conradlingpinkinson June 4, 2010

shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.

Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?

by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016

coonshoes

Shoes made of household materials usually worn by people who are not white.
Tyres or cardboard works very well

1)Look! John Fashnu has coonshoes..
2)Give me back my coonshoes you wog

by Fash May 18, 2003

coogs

Someone who constantly naps, who's main activity is sleeping or lying down in a bed.

Jeff: Man that guy is always asleep, I don't get it. Does he do anything?
Sam: He's a coogs. He sleeps like a bum, just loves to nap.

by Tuggstown January 14, 2009

Coolservative

A conservative who tries to hard to be hip and with the kids

Hey dude did you hear about Steven crowder trigglypuff remix he is such a coolservative

by Shruggs August 26, 2016

stolen coats

An exclaimation that something good has happened or is about to happen.

Synonym: Awesome, amazing...

That party was off the fucking hinges like stolen coats yo!

That DVD was stolen coats man.

by drew October 22, 2004