Cooksac

Refers to any scrotum when a cadre of tiny chefs makes their way in and stuff coconuts with dynamite. The cadre of tiny chefs will then proceed to smash the coconuts with a mallet on a table in the scrotum and produce an explosion of massive proportions (relative to the size of the chef) destroying both the chef, and inevitably the scrotum. A Cooksac is a scrotum in the time period the tiny chefs enter the scrotum, to the second the scrotum explodes

The young boy is depressed as he knows his seemingly healthy Cooksac will soon blow into smithereens

by Billy Barty December 15, 2007

colson baker

The sexiest, funniest, nicest, most interesting man youll ever meet. You will fall in love with him right away. You may even ask him to marry you!

Shit, I love Colson Baker (Col) hes my daddyyyyy!!!!

by Colissexy November 10, 2020

epitome of cool

the perfect example of cool, i.e the living breathing personified "cool"

Yeah man, he's the epitome of cool

by Mr. E.Nigma April 13, 2011

cool starry bra

variation of “cool story bro”.

- Hey I just made this awesome photoshop image!
- Cool starry bra

by chillinlikeavillain1987 March 26, 2011

Cool Enchiladas

Like saying 'cool beans' but in a cooler more sophisticated way.

"Did we win the games last night?"
"Yupp!"
"Cool enchiladas"

by musicaljunkieexx March 5, 2010

Cool Joke Bro

A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.

Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Nick: whats that?

Dick: Her ankles

Nick: Cool Joke Bro

Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.

by Usermane August 29, 2011

Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.

That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.

by Kramerica May 9, 2005