computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.

I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.

by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009

Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

computer screen

^^^^^^^^
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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017

Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

by Ju_C December 20, 2009