Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.

Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.

by Linguistic September 16, 2014

the legendary art of combat

the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL

you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat

most effective on Discord

Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "

Her: " Wha- "

Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "

by venturiansonic October 7, 2019

combat waddle

The back-and-forth dance that characters in a video RPG do to show they are still active.

That's Cloud there, doing the combat waddle.

by GamerMom February 5, 2010

combat dummy

an npc in item asylum that can only be spawned by the combat dummy spawn. combat dummy is an npc thats used for testing out items, it can also be used to distract bosses, dont get combat dummy from ia confused with the madness combat combat dummy or the uncertified combat dummy.

Oh a new weapon in ia? Time to test it out with my friend!

oh wait... i dont have any friends.

Eh whatever, im just gonna use combat dummy.

by memeaddictive2 July 2, 2023

Mutual Combat

A bullshit, democratic word used to justify shooting at cops when people are breaking the law.

A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.

by oldschoolrocker October 6, 2021