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combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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Mutual Combat

A bullshit, democratic word used to justify shooting at cops when people are breaking the law.
A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.
by oldschoolrocker October 6, 2021
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Combatant

A game that is basically the successor to Fistitown on ROBLOX. It was made by chrisshiu08 and involves fighting styles with mostly skill to fight well, it has multiple fighting styles, more than Fisti and has been in development for a while. The game involves drama, messing around, and consists of a small community. It is fun if you practice but is still in the making and is constantly being worked on.
"yo man lets play combatant"

"nah bro u too good, u make me mad"

"lmao get over it"
by anonymous January 5, 2025
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Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat
by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021
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Combat zone

The Area between dating and the friend zone, when all of your boy trying to smash
Dude I sliped in the combat zone now I'm stuck in the friend zone
by Datsagoblin September 17, 2016
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.
Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.
by Linguistic September 16, 2014
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