The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.
by oldschoolrocker October 6, 2021

A game that is basically the successor to Fistitown on ROBLOX. It was made by chrisshiu08 and involves fighting styles with mostly skill to fight well, it has multiple fighting styles, more than Fisti and has been in development for a while. The game involves drama, messing around, and consists of a small community. It is fun if you practice but is still in the making and is constantly being worked on.
by anonymous January 5, 2025

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

by Datsagoblin September 17, 2016

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.
by Linguistic September 16, 2014
