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Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.
by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023
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columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.
by megisfruity September 5, 2021
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
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Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck
Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021
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Columbus

¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.

² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.

³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."

² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
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Columbus

Verb:

Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...

This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
So I saw this TikTok last night, this girl was like "Ice cream is good, and I love root beer. I mixed them together and OMG you guys!!! It's actually good!" This bish is really gonna "Columbus" root beer floats?!?
by Weezy45813 May 30, 2024
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Columbus Coded

A man (likely white) that is excited to have intercourse with a virgin. AKA "Discovering new land"
Matt: "Aye my girl is a virgin. I ain't neva been with one before!"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"
by Atomic54 December 7, 2023
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