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Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.
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by J_LA December 25, 2003
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coconut

A device used to make galloping sounds when cut into two halves and hollowed out.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
by AMmayhem November 12, 2004
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Coconut

A coconut is a person who like the fruit, is white on the inside yet brown on the outside. Eg. Indian This person may like to party, drink alcohol,have boyfriends, dress in westernised clothing despite their asian appearance and upbringing.
Ed: Hey, is Sandeep (the Coconut) going to the party?
Josh : Yeah he said he's not going to temple this week.

Sandeep: omg, its christmas next week!

Ed: Dude, your hindu.
by fubtabulous September 14, 2012
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codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.
Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
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coconut surprise

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.
Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!
by Jengajam October 14, 2006
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Coconut Speedo

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
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Coding

Something that a hoke doesn't know. The furthest knowledge they have about it is pressing "Ctrl + I" on google chrome and calling themselves a professional programmer.
Jonathan: That guy in our gc thinks he's coding. He's just a hoke!

James: Yeah he is.

Jack: Yeah ikr, all he does is cheat through his classes.

Jeffrey: Hey why do all of our names start with a J.
by stupido rapido April 8, 2021
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