bag of coal

Something used, unwanted, or shunned.

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal

by Mugsy DiaMecha July 16, 2022

coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."

Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!

by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022

coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them

you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town

by noodleschicken October 28, 2017

White Coal

A slang name for Crack Cocaine, due in part to a “Crack Rock’s” resemblance to coal, but whitish in colour

Junkie: Yo I need to spark sumn, you got more of that White Coal?

Dealer: Yeah, I got a little sumn on me

by Walker Graves December 26, 2020

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018

solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.

Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!

by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010

coal huffer

A person who succeeds in everything all the time.

“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer”
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich”

by Mongoose11 December 21, 2021