choink

Noun.

-choinked/choinking

1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)

-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)

example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.

example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.

example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.

by CharlieChoinkVerb December 10, 2008

Coincidance

A Coincidance is what happens in a musical when random strangers in a scene bust into an intricate choreographed number.

I loved the coincidance in (500) Days of Summer. Who knew Joseph Gordon-Levitt could dance like that?

by Nigel Weathersby August 17, 2010

Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.

When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"

by TeemSmart August 8, 2009

Big Coin

Big Money!!

Cha- Ching....... win some Big Coin...... go make some money when you are gambling!!

by Bomb shelter July 9, 2011

Coined

Newly originating to mean you have 'coined' an idea.
But now similarly emphised by crooks.
A term that is used, to describe a personal gain of someone else.

'Leave your window open and your coined'
Some one has just had an idea to target your monies, if using his new idea, your coined.

by Big Tommy T April 4, 2009

Challenge Coin

A Challenge Coin is a quarter-size bronze disc that one cadet can give to another cadet. If a cadet gets one, he must do whatever the other cadet challenges him to do.

Matt gave me a fucking Challenge Coin -- I have to give a blowjob to any other cadet in my graduating class who wants one, but I have to ASK if they want me to suck their dick!

by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021

coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes

TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"

by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004