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perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.
Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.
by SmashTheState May 30, 2023
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clutch nugs

Someone who can constantly clutch a supreme clutch boy who get all the shots.
by RealE-Money January 30, 2018
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clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.
" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"
by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017
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Clutch coins

Someone who grew up with very little or nothing
He wasn’t always rich, he grew up poor, he’ll clutch coins in his sleep...
by Shrek710 August 26, 2019
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clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018
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Clutch Gang

to inform that "they" made an epic play
Wow That Is So Clutch Gang.
by GAYFUCKER900 March 10, 2021
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Sunday Clutch

The Sunday Clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the shit thats due on Monday and gets his shit together, Sunday Clutch hours are usually from 7 pm - 4am. Side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy
John: Fuck dude did you sumbit the requirements?

Terry: Yeah John, I pulled a Sunday Clutch and I still have no sleep.

Person 3: That's amazing you need a fucking medal.
by phantomrdx June 19, 2016
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