by djsmackywas March 8, 2012
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by Poop Crew October 7, 2012
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When you clog a toilet and run away from the toilet , leaving it clogged so someone else has to deal with it . Similar to dine and dash , but in a bathroom sense.
Charlotte : Alex , why is the toilet full ?
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it
Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?
Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it
Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?
Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here
by Charbie126 August 26, 2013
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by Cloey_Clois March 31, 2015
Get the Clois mug.Friends who are so close that nothing will ever come between them, not love life, family problems, and mistakes. Always believe eachother no matter what. Act like lovers but really are only REALLY close friends. Tell eachother everything. Hangout a LOT. Will do anything and everything for eachother. When in friend is sad you know the other friend will always be there for them NO MATTER WHAT!
Someone: " Is that boy and girl dating?"
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"
Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.
Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...
Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"
Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.
Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...
Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.
by Dem homie's March 31, 2015
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A seemingly frustrating sexual position, involving constipation due to too much doggy style and froggy style(and any other "__oggy" style for that matter). One or both partners can constipated with usually a combination between feces and cum. This may also involve "sick sex", where one or both partners is congested in the nasal area, but instead of shit and cum. It can be a combo of snot and cum. Heavy breathing is almost indefinite when it comes to cloggy style, as the horny couple tries to catch breath by mouth breathing.
A seemingly frustrating sexual position, involving constipation due to too much doggy style and froggy style(and any other "__oggy" style for that matter). One or both partners can constipated with usually a combination between feces and cum. This may also involve "sick sex", where one or both partners is congested in the nasal area, but instead of shit and cum. It can be a combo of snot and cum. Heavy breathing is almost indefinite when it comes to cloggy style, as the horny couple tries to catch breath by mouth breathing.
Yeah, my wife's asshole was congested, until i combined cloggy style and doggy style, and she came so good, the bitch blew her boogers all over the pillow; and she ran to the bathroom right when i pulled my dick out.
by Pseudonym1987 March 30, 2016
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