Mustard Check

When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).

-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.

by Brickpants December 28, 2011

hot check day

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.

It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.

by bsdavidson360 February 9, 2014

Click-Clacked

A euphamism for being shot. Can also be used towards onesself.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear that Tupac just got click-clacked? "
Guy 2: "Oh my God!"

Alt;

Guy 1: "I feel like click-clacking myself, dude. I can't take it anymore."
Guy 2: "Get some help, fam. You need it."

by spiffsor March 4, 2018

Glizzy Check

An examination of an associates penis.

John: Hey Dave, how about a glizzy check?

Dave: Anything for you, John!

by Teavan February 16, 2022

Riginos check

riginos checking is when you check a corner but dont

oh my god man you riginos checked that corner

by Xulled March 2, 2022

Mic Check

When a male is exchanging sexual relations with someone, most probably during oral and then proceeds to, or have his partner, playfully slap/pat the shaft of his penis on their tongue or other part of their mouth and or face just a handful of times. The act can either be utilised for increasing erectile presence for the penis and or just for general visual erotic stimuli all around.

Synonyms: cockslap, schlap

Person A (internally): man, my guy is putting up a fight

Person A: *Mic Checks person B*

Person B: man his guy must be putting up a fight tonight.

by apersonwithahand November 2, 2022

The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

by Bofasmith October 19, 2019