by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake April 23, 2025

A “CJ” typically refers to douche career firefighter or service member who is surrounded by other men all times of the day and is unable to repress the need to masturbate, henceforth earning the moniker “chronic jacker”. A CJ usually simps for mid internet celebrities.
Jake: yo how long has Riley been in the bathroom?
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars
by SaucyNutz July 24, 2025

A tall,dark, rapping boy. He often acts cool but falls short ( in both places). His street name eclipse.
Yo CJ you cool.
by Super-saiyan marth October 4, 2017

short for Carl Johnson.
by marimaha May 13, 2024

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.
*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”
by Arusch September 3, 2025
