chocomaniac

chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.

Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.

by Mitchell man November 9, 2009

chocolate sack

when a man either has explosive diarrhea that sprays his balls; or when he wipes back to front, smearing it all over his testicles.

That triple bean jalapeno dip fucked my world up, I ended up with chocolate sack!

by Sir Phobos January 26, 2010

Chocolate Rice

An African American, with a very small male anatomy. Rare in most cases, but is apparent in some.

LeBron said Chris Bosh got some chocolate rice in his pants... Poor guy.

by Blueberryyumyum123 April 12, 2014

Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.

I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.

by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017

chocolate starkiss

When two people put their assholes together and one farts into the others, making their chocolate starfishes do a chocolate starkiss.

Hey look at the dumper on that chick. I’d love to chocolate starkiss her chocolate startfish.

by Boofers anonymous July 22, 2019

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

Choc Poc

The Choc Poc is a realm which only the bravest people can enter however only a handful of people will leave and be able to tell the story of what happened in there.

Science Teacher: The Choc Poc is split into many levels, the first is the entrance, the second is the Gas Level, the third is the Bread Level, the fourth is the Crackers, Rice and Cheese level, the fifth is the Banana Level, after that is the Ham Sandwich level which no human has ever passed. After the HS level is the Outer Core of the Choc Poc, the Fudge level then past that is the Inner Core of the Choc Poc, the Happy Hippo level.

by Oxogod December 11, 2018