Charcuses

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

Charlars

A slang term for a type of old-fashioned handjob, specifically a sad & obligatory handie given as payment in response to receiving a car ride to or from a gathering, concert, event, etc.

Person 1: I found us a ride to the show but you gotta chip in.
Person 2: Shit, I'm broke. Guess I'm paying in charlars tonight.

by Namenlosen October 30, 2018

Charging up

Increasing your level of inebriation via alcohol or other substances

Do you want to charge up a little before going out tonight?

Bro I'm charging up right now, already at 12%

Did you see Steve? He's fully charged up and is streaking around the neighborhood

by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

Jesus Charlie

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.

Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!

by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019

Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"

Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

Charles Mode

The act of being intoxicated by any mind or body altering substance: alcohol, marijuana, cocaine; and still being able to maintain your cool, as well as the ability to act and speak professional as if you were never intoxicated in the first place.

College RA: "Hey how's it going Michael?"

Michael: "Oh hey, it's going splendid man. I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go and study for my Calc final tomorrow. I bid you good day."

College RA: "Alright bye Michael"

Gustavo: "Woah man, how'd you do that Michael? You had like 5 shots in under two minutes, followed by 10 hits from the bong."

Michael: "Haha, I was in Charles Mode."

by Wes Khalifa December 4, 2010

Charlita

Sexy , Honest , LOYAL , Queen.

Meaning ; The Queen in the streets. The kind of girl you want to take home to your mother.

Nigga ; Charlita when you gone get with a real one ?

Charlita ; Boy I don't play games. I know what kind of niggas you are.

Nigga ; Baby you changed me I don't want no one but you.

Charlita ; Well I do have that effect on people. (;

Charlita ; a real ass female.

Charlita is one of the coolest females I know.

by SumieeeC May 21, 2014