a goat who eats glue, crayons, ink, paper, leaves, blue tac and lots of other things that are fucking weird to eat and also loves isaac, ben and dominic
by urmumsasscheeks February 04, 2022
Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.
How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.
by Mojo1936 January 01, 2024
Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
by Iceclecreame April 08, 2019
by Robert Johnny Potter September 14, 2013
When you utilize the chalkboard as an emotional ballast, where you write things on it to see if doing things on it make sense to do in real life.
I did some chalk talk, where I wrote if I should talk to my friend, to see if it looks right to do that, and after much examination I think it does! Hopefully it goes well with her in real life.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from
The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.
The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.
by Baxterdam September 28, 2017