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jewel casing

The act of cutting ones self with a jewel case that is supposed to be used to put an end to an emo's meaningless life.Most often this act is commited by the fat, depressed, emo of today, which is why Shelbey GT500 participates in the act at least once a day.
Wow Shelbey GT500 your jewel casing has put blood all over my jewel cases! WTF am i gunna do with my Bon Jovi records NOW!?!?!
by Matt Alexander Ted January 14, 2008
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caring

'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'
by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014
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caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.
Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"
by angelpotter October 28, 2011
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Catting

In the video game "Left 4 Dead", Catting is when somebody splits away from the team and runs for the saferoom. When somebody "Cats", they stop at nothing to make it to the saferoom. This includes disregarding fallen teammates, dodging Tanks, and hiding.
"We are getting swarmed back here! Save yourself and Cat it!"

"The last Tank is down! Let's make a Cat for it!"

"Get the survivor off on his own! He's Catting!"
by wubang3r November 29, 2009
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Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
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pillow casing

To put a pillow case over someones head and then beat the person repeatedly in the back of the head with a claw hammer.
"Pillow casing is the number one leading cause of death for assholes"
by ForrestH February 4, 2007
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bat caving

when a boy/girl (usually used for a boy) goes off to a dark room to talk on the phone with thier girlfriend/boyfriend when they are supposed to be hanging out with thier friends.
bobby:"hey, where did joey go?"
mike:"oh hes bat caving up in his room"
by Patrick Gabe August 26, 2005
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