Carnedeigler

Being the biggest person in your friend group

Julian is the embodiment CarneDeigler

by Jakespraw June 15, 2022

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Calined

Although the meaning is congruent with the conventional word "prank", the word "calined" has a much deeper and more exciting meaning.

It comes from the living legend George Silas Calin - photographer, good man, model and prankster. Calvin is someone who documents his life so that others can calin their stupid American friends.

I just calined this stupid puny American, I think Jarry was his name.

by busterwasthis July 19, 2022

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Canned beliefs

Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.

Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.

by WillsWillingWilly November 7, 2022

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