Bible Nerd

Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.

The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.

by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006

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Good News Bible

Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.

by Brian Minch April 2, 2006

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Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt

Come open this bible *winks*

by oovaa January 1, 2021

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Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

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Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper

The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.

by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014

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