british

people with the best quality teeth, the fanciest noses, and the best accent

jack: 'ello mate owr ye doin'?
harry: no'in mucc mate jus' eat'n moi crispity crunchy munchy cracker jack nibbler crack n' pop queens lovely jubly delights, mutt
jack: oi se' ee got dem stroipees twwou moit
harry: ye' ye'moit it costed me fiftoi pounds moit its jus' nor'al bri'ish ponds
british cop: OI OI OI OI OI WHOTS OULL DIS RAMBLINN?
jack: oim jast showin off me nyew stroipees
british cop: OUD YE GE' EM???????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack: Pounds moit
british cop: oiuyt den' ye av a gud on

by gauxapen March 25, 2021

Flag

Get the british mug.

British accent

One of the many ways to get an American girl to sleep with you.

-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha

by JoeTheFool August 15, 2011

Flag

Get the British accent mug.

Related Words

briitis • British • british people • british accent • british empire • british bulldog • british columbia • British Person • British Pound • British Invasion

British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

by rollmybluntbitch July 6, 2016

Flag

Get the British Exit mug.

british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

Flag

Get the british beaver block mug.

British Empire

Mao Zedongs favorite country and he created it

What is a British Empire?
A worst empire in history and is worse than a black death

by Zkzksmdjidwj September 29, 2020

Flag

Get the British Empire mug.

skinny british kid

Usually named Ben, tall, pertruding adam's apple, yet mad sexy in their own british way

often dates girls named jen

by sum gai March 2, 2005

Flag

Get the skinny british kid mug.

British revolution

The cultural revolution of the United Kingdom.

Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet, but will hopefully involve something out of V for Vendetta

Some dude: "Hey, the whole government sucks in almost every way imaginable."
Me: "Yeah, I know. We need a British Revolution involving riots and Guy-Fawkes masks."

by theresnofreenamesonUD February 24, 2008

Flag