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Constant F-Bomber

These are people who think that it would kill them to go 2 seconds without saying the f word. They think that it’s cool and fancy to use the f word every two seconds, but they are actually super annoying idiots that have no life. Most of these types of people are aged from 12-18.
Person: What did you have for breakfast?
Constant F-Bomber: I f—ing had a f—ing bowl of f—ing cheerios for f—ing breakfast. What the f— did you have?
Me: SAY THE F WORD AGAIN AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU, CHOP YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BUST OPEN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

Looney MAGA Bomber

Basically a man named Anthony Warner that set off a suicide RV bomb outside of AT&T distribution building in Nashville, Tennessee on 2020 Christmas. The motives are said to be due to him being influenced by false hoaxes regarding 5G, according to the Daily Mail. It is also rumored that he was a red-neck republican.

The attack started of by him shooting gun shots, then telling everyone to evacuate on the RV loud speaker. Then starting a robotic female voice countdown timer, which at the same time played in the background both on the RV loud speaker the 1960's hit soul song by Petula Clark, "Downtown". The RV then exploded.
Due to the actions of the Looney MAGA Bomber, Christmas 2020 will be remembered as a sad day in Nashville, Tennessee.
Looney MAGA Bomber by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Rip_wall_bomber 

A man who cares deeply about his followers and is grateful for everything he gets
Me:hey have you heard of rip_wall_bomber?

Friend:Yeah he's so cool!
Rip_wall_bomber by Big.black.balls December 31, 2021

The Cuban Napalm Bomber 

A man that bombs cuba in his B-26 Marauder. He has killed countless civilians and has committed warcrimes in said countries: Vietnam, Cuba, Pakistan, Russia (In an attempt to rebuild USSR), Ukraine, Belarus, Iran, Syria , Nepal , Israel (Is not real), Botswana, Djibouti.
''¡CORRER! ¡CORRER! ¡CORRER! ¡¡¡ES EL BOMBARDERO DE NAPALM CUBANO!!! ¡CORRE!(''RUN! RUN! RUN! ITS THE CUBAN NAPALM BOMBER!!! RUNNN!')''

''¡NO OTRA VEZ! (''NOT AGAIN!)''

The J.N. Bomber 

When some one is stuck in traffic and has to take a shit. And instead of going outside the car to shit, you shit in your tupperware bowl inside your car and ruin your lunch.
I had to do the J.N. Bomber, I wasn’t going to make it to work in time.
The J.N. Bomber by AFUSA February 3, 2023

Suicide Bomber 

A Suicide bomber is someone who suicidally blows themself up (Usually a terrorist) With An Explosive (C-4 or a home made bomb most commonly) for a cause, Usually to inspire fear in civilians and governments
Person A: Hey dude did you hear about that Suicide Bomber on the news?

Person B: Yes. He fucked up that building pretty bad.