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Boat Show

When a group of girls flash one or more men.
Usually the result of a lost bet, game, etc.
Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..
by MBM116 March 7, 2011
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motor boat

The act of sticking your face between a pair of ones breasts and shaking your head violently while making noices that resemble a moter boat.
Hey Jason, I heard you gave that girl a motor boat last night, you motor boatin son of a bitch!!
by Nathan Moreau April 26, 2006
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boat whore

located in seaside communities, an attractive female, in her 20's or early 30's who dates/sleeps with unattractive old rich men (at least twice their age) in order to gain access to said men's large boats/yachts during summer months as well as receive other monetary perks. They are much the same as golddiggers in principle. However, whereas golddiggers can be of any age, boat whores usually belong only to the 20's to mid-30's attractive female population. See also trophy wife and sugar daddy.
For her previous night's labors at Viagra-aided intercourse, the blonde boat whore got to spend the rest of the weekend sunning on the deck of the "Inspiration" to the dismay of all the gentlemen callers her own age.
by woozykk February 28, 2005
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Boy in the boat

A slang term for the clitorus.

Located where the labia coverge. An extremely sensitive organ that when stimulated can result in orgasm. More often stimulated during masturbation than in actual sexual intercourse.

This is something that marks women as the only animal on earth with an organ designated soley to producing sexual pleasure. Formed from the same tissue as the head of a penis.
I was playing with the boy in the boat last night. Multiple orgasms occurred
by Froggie Guado October 7, 2007
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Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
by shewes February 3, 2009
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Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.
I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!
by jimbojacks December 31, 2009
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milk boat

When you're fucking a thot missionary style at an angle and nut on her face so it appears she is drowning.
Chad #1: Haha bro I accidentally gave Stacy a milk boat last nice, it was fucking awesome.
Chad #2: Bro... that's deep.

Stacy #1: Omg he gave me a milk boat last night! It was embarrassing, but I'd do it again.
Stacy #2: Gettum girl!
by Urmomisnotskorm March 26, 2019
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