Bloke

Steve Irwin

Wow, Steve Irwin ... What a bloke

by Douche rat March 11, 2019

Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.

I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time

by Jjsteelers April 7, 2019

Bloke

Dickhead

Damo is a Bloke

by Coxy2007 October 25, 2020

coke bloke

A scummy Brit who rails cocaine

Have you me George? He's a complete coke bloke

by Rogerrockhill November 21, 2013

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

bloke

More British slang that pisses you off to hear when used in any situation where British people aren't being made fun of. Especially frustrating to hear when used in everyday speech, such as on a British web site where you're just trying to find photos of Keeley Hazell, but have to be exposed to this fucked British jargon in order to find some.

Blah blah blah pikey blah blah blah ninny blah blah blah I reckon blah blah blah bloke blah blah British annoyance.

by Fuckoffer November 18, 2005

bloke

A real man (see real men).

by louis October 17, 2001