The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible

Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard

by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022

Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy

I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.

by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019

Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!

A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"

by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

blizzarding

when you ring someones doorbell as many times as it takes for them to answer then when they open the door you rip off your pants and jizz all over their face

me and thomas are going blizzarding

by K. Karter March 15, 2025

Wall blizzard

Going home after a camp (or event in which one meets many people) and adding/being added by everyone there, creating a mass storm of notifications, wall posts, videos, picture tags, comments, and "________ and _______ are now friends" on Facebook, all during the night one gets back or the day after.

After camp, everyone added each other and everything became a wall blizzard from there. I had trouble keeping up with the wall posts, comments, friend requests, picture tagging, and replying to everything!

by Lillie Taing April 18, 2010

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021