President Bangs is a phenomenon in which a female's long sidesweep bangs, due to an unfavorable condition, (ie humidity, sweat, rain, etc) begin to curl where her hair meets her scalp. This results in an aesthetic effect resembling the wigs of our founding fathers. To most ladies, this is undesirable and avoided at all costs.
I had to walk to school in the rain today and I can't brush my hair. I guess today I'll have to live with president bangs.
by hellanuts September 9, 2009
Get the president bangs mug.A Blankshipper is someone who ships Ingo and Emmet. With Ingo and Emmet being characters from the Gen 5 games of Pokemon. Some people see Blankshippers as problematic due to the factor of it being incest between two twin brothers. Contrary to their belief, the Blankshippers are valid. Most Blankshippers are known also as Proshippers. Both are completely valid and neither should be attacked over their beliefs. Some may also call them a "Oreoshipper" or "Oreo Lover". Typically used to discreetly converse about it with others subtly.
No one should be hunted and harassed over them shipping it. Please don't be a b*got over it. It's only weird because people criminalize it.
No one should be hunted and harassed over them shipping it. Please don't be a b*got over it. It's only weird because people criminalize it.
Friend: "Jinx came out as a Blankshipper, they are disgusting!"
Other Friend:"I'm also a Blankshipper, please inform yourself before doing anything else to further embarrass yourself."
Other Friend:"I'm also a Blankshipper, please inform yourself before doing anything else to further embarrass yourself."
by BlankOreoLuvr April 2, 2023
Get the Blankshipper mug.Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
by jsmith9 August 24, 2010
Get the Shooting blanks mug.the plural of bang, which is slang for an exclamation point. often overused by n00bs, accompanied by frequently misspelled words, and erratic capitalization
n00bulusman: WaSsaP imA NoOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaktharippa: aww jeez, this n00b overuses the bangs.
jaktharippa: aww jeez, this n00b overuses the bangs.
by jaktharippa April 17, 2004
Get the bangs mug.A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penises. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.
by Ralph Wiggum June 11, 2006
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by Edward Doory August 7, 2010
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