President Bangs is a phenomenon in which a female's long sidesweep bangs, due to an unfavorable condition, (ie humidity, sweat, rain, etc) begin to curl where her hair meets her scalp. This results in an aesthetic effect resembling the wigs of our founding fathers. To most ladies, this is undesirable and avoided at all costs.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods