blahing

Function: verb
1. The act of speaking silly or pretentious chatter or nonsense

So the other day i was blogging about my blahing and I said "Blah blah blah blah bligety blang blang."

by Some dude named Tim March 31, 2008

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

Blazing Boobie

An insult that does not allow the victim to speak for a couple of minutes while they realize what they were just called.

"You Blazing Boobie!"
"..... uhhhhh....."

by randommuthafuka January 27, 2010

Blazing Amazon

During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.

Last week, Eric gave Evan a blazing amazon and his bush still hasn't grown back.

by dankfishmccullins September 3, 2013

baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

blazing balls

When the air is so thick, humid and hot you start sweating it from stepping outside.

Tom: Dude it looks like you just went swimming
Jerry: Nah it's just blazing balls out here

by GumBallZ August 13, 2017