Bladder Buddy

Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.

Also: Bowel Buddy

Hey, Frank, you're becoming a regular bladder buddy since you passed that kidney stone.

by Ben Cain September 6, 2007

Bladderdash

The quick sprint or 'dash' to the toilet due to the combination of excessive drinking and poor planning

As I rested on the bar, sipping my schooner, listening to his story about the time he went swimming under the flowing waterfall, I thought to myself that if I don't Bladderdash soon, I'm going to become a Bladderdash victim.

by Pearler April 29, 2011

Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

Blade

a term used in the Canadian Forces to describe a soldier either conciously or unconciously fucks over other soldiers, common synonyms include: buddy fucker, blue falcon,

example: a soldier who asks leadership if FFO (Full Fighting Order) includes gas mask, gloves, ballistic glasses, etc

"Private Bloggins is such a blade, right before the BFT he asked if we need our gas masks, I fuckin hate that dude"

by pte bloggins April 14, 2020

snitch-blade

calling some one out in front of there friends.

well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!

by tomcon5 August 9, 2009

Second Bladder

When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.

"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."

by Johnny Five Alive November 16, 2011

watching blade

Code for having sex

Tia was watching blade with 3 guys the other night.

by angryyak21 April 20, 2014