Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Babyboy

When a guy looks really innocent but also really hot and he makes you frustrated.

Aka "cutie-sexy"

"Jungkook is such a babyboy."

by yoonhopi July 28, 2017

trust fund baby

A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life.

That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.

by Jack654 September 23, 2008

who loves ya baby

First popularized by Kojak, the 1970s TV character, this expression is now a signature line of Christoph's. The correct answer ("You do!") is implied; thus no response is necessary. The expression can be used in a variety of situations. A few common usages include: a response to a complement, a greeting, an affirmation, an expression of excitement. Be careful if you say it to your girlfriend/mistress because she might get the wrong idea.

Girl: Damn, that is a nice jacket. You look hot in it.
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!
Girl: Wow, you have an amazing six pack.
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!
Girl: You always leave me smiling and satisfied.
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!
Guy: Ready to drink some fraternity sodas tonight?
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson October 7, 2007

baby lust

When a woman is really in love with the idea of having a baby and thus wants to ogle every baby or baby-item she sees. She may not mentally want to get pregnant, but she has the physical and emotional urge.

I have had the baby lust for a few years. Thankfully, everyone around me keeps having them so that is helping me hold off a bit.

by Ashley N August 1, 2007

Bottom baby

A "Bottom Baby" is a baby whose head was crushed while in the womb.

This is caused by a mother having twins and the baby on top crushes the baby on the bottom, AKA Bottom Baby's head.
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Dude that guy is sooooo dumb, he must be a bottom baby.

by WienerHutGeneral February 22, 2020

damn, baby!

What someone says to a woman who is looking smoking hot.

"Damn, baby! You look fine in that thong."

by Damn Baby NYC September 30, 2011