bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.

The Bible is what you make it.

by _culture_ November 11, 2008

Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.

"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."

by Futile Crush May 20, 2010

Billed

tr.v. Billed

Derived from the expression "Billy Bad Ass". To be on the recieving end of any act of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually results in your ultimate demise and/or embarrassment.

To be put in place by pure Bad-Ass-ness!

See: Bill

1. D Billed that fool Hard in the face!

2. We Billed Crooks by Tea bagging his ass while he slept!!

by DFaFH June 29, 2007

Bible bad

Something explicitly condemned by the Bible, such as incest, rape, murder, or doing the sackwag.

"I did something awful and I am not sure that I should tell you..."

"Are we talking bad, or Bible bad!?!"

"Naw, just regular kind."

"Whew! you had me going there for a second!"

by Austin Schertz for Jank Box February 6, 2009

Biblegasm

Feeling experienced when someone of the Christian religion sees a particularly awe-inspiring Bible verse.

I read John 8:32 last night, I nearly had a Biblegasm.

by Special P May 4, 2009

Bible Burner

1. Someone who burns a bible
2. Someone who criticises the bible and christianity
3. Someone who denies the existence of god and Satan

Robby: All what the bible does is lie and i'm going to burn it off
Owen: Wow, Robby. You're one angry Bible Burner

by Porg009 October 6, 2018

Bible Chat

A Clan Chat in the game of Runescape which serves as a Chat Room for fellow Scapers to discuss The Holy Bible. This specific Bible Chat room is considered a Christian Chat Room.

While the chat is meant for Bible related topics, often the topics of religion are skewed and controlled by the admins and moderators of the chat room with their own personal biases are pushed.

There are rules and a discord server for this chat room and admins are quick to kick others if they act unholy in any way. Some examples include: a NSFW or Inappropriate Username and Foul language especially Religious Slander.

Some of their more known biases include: exclusion of Catholocism, anti-cannabis, anti-gay rights, and transphobia.

I joined Bible Chat to find some fellow brothers in Christ, and I just found a bunch of narrow-minded individuals who misuse their power to push their own beliefs.

by Bible Gun March 29, 2023