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Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009
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bentence

a sentence that is either elongated or elaborated to make it seem as if you have a higher intelligence than you actually do.
regular sentence:
damn, that girl is ugly.

bentence:
oh my goodness! that female is not good to my see'ing apparatus!
by lil wizzy 1029 January 19, 2009
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Bindeez bead

Bead's that are pushed up another person's ass when have sex.
ouch pushed them to far up take Bindeez bead's out
by Justincross April 29, 2009
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bantertrocious

When various parties are exchanging witty banter and somebody says something, seemingly clever - when in fact, it's stupid - to the point of almost atrocious. yo
'Obama is pretty pimp..

yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'

oops.. I think someone f'd up..

yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..

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by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009
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banterlosis

A condition acquired by someone who has been overwhelmed by the banter.
Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics
by paedo10 November 13, 2011
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Bantercheque

A bantercheque is one persons recognition of anothers sucess. It can be anything from something as innocent as buying a DVD you wanted, or sleeping with the girl youve been buttering up for ages!!
"Hey John"

"Yeah?"

"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"

"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"

"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"

"bantercheque!"
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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Bifted

Messed up; jacked up; skidded

Commonly used as "bifted up" or "bifted on". Present tense is "bift"
Person: *rips paper* "dang I bifted up my paper"

Person: *falls on face*
Me: "did you see that? He just bifted on his face."

Me: "Don't bift up the project"
by saywhatt September 18, 2013
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