BIFFER

A person with Borderline Intellectual Functioning. Did not finish school. Fancies underage girls/boys. Not stupid enough be in care, but not smart enough to do much else except get in trouble.

The new kids in the rural skills program were all biffers sent out to teach dogs how to jump over fences, but really it was the dogs that were going to do the teaching.

by M. Willybottom April 17, 2018

chippy biff

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop

i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

biff

to screw something up in any way, minimal or major can constitute the use if the word "Biff".

Don't biff this one up like last time.

by Alex Osmond May 13, 2005

Biff

To fuck something up

"Jack knocked over my drink and biffed"

or just simply say "you biffed"

by Tkrizz January 4, 2008

biff

A casual term for sexual intercourse

Tim's nuts resembled coconuts, he hasn't had a biff in weeks apparently!

by Richard r January 16, 2008

biff

BFF
if you sound "BFF" out, it sounds like "biff"
so instead of people saying B.F.F., they say biff.

"aww i love you biff"

by aseresssgadsr November 1, 2008

Biffer

another word for "best friend"

sam is my biffer, but he likes anus.

by peanut January 18, 2005