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T-Bench

The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.
Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!
by essexgal June 2, 2004
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Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010
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The Nigga bench

by When_ January 19, 2021
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Hot Bench

Dave Pro: Man those judges were asking me a lot of questions.
Adam Loo: That's what you call a "hot bench" playa.
by Dual Dave April 7, 2014
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sitting on the bench

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino
by Child's Play April 15, 2011
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Johnny Bench Called

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later
by Xilften September 24, 2009
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Mombassa Bench Press

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press
by captaincrunk March 27, 2020
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