Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.

Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.

by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011

bed lag

The feeling you get when you fall asleep in daylight and wake up in the complete dark of night. Usually accompanied by slight dizziness and inability to balance yourself properly.

Friend: Hey, why're you walking in zig-zags?
Me: Damn it! Can't you see I'm bed lagged?

by Singularity November 16, 2009

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

by Matthew Newman August 2, 2007

bed decision

a typically bad decision made by students (usually at the college lever or those that can drive) who decides to skip class and sleep in because their bed is too comfortable.

Student1: Hey where were you in class today?

Student2: Sorry man I couldn't make it.

Student1: Why not?

Student2: Well I woke up this morning and made a bed decision.

by dsco10 May 8, 2009

Bed Rat

A girl (or guy) that works very hard in bed to please their counterpart, because they have to make up for their lack of attractiveness.

Similar to a gym rat. Some who will grind away knowing they truly don’t belong there.

Chad: “you slept with Becky last night? She’s a 5 at best.”
Brad: “yeah, 5 on a good day. Total bed rat, though.”

by FreeBoogie March 29, 2019

bed wedgie

When you get a wedgie while you are in bed.

Last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, I was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i'm not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also classified as a bed wedgie. I was screaming "Bloody Murder!!!!!". OOOWWWWWWW!!!

by Briefboy November 2, 2008

bed dancing

(it's when you dance while laying in bed)

i'm listening to some tasty tunes and I just caught myself bed dancing.

by lollipopgrl6969 January 27, 2014